Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
Fat chicks shouldn't bartend
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
I sent out a mass text that said "margaritas for Jesus?" and nobody responded, worst Easter ever.
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
The ass gains better be worth it
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