Three words: puerto rican gang bang
i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
and than he said 'I did amateur porn for a while' and I just knew tinder did not fail me this time
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
Thank fucking Christ I was not wearing pants or eating chocolate cake last night.
Philosophical question for you: is it better to go into work slightly drunk or slightly coked out?
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
Randomize
