so i woke up this morning thinking _____ was in bed with me. . .but it was only a half eaten sonic burger
I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
Either he has two lazy eyes or he really likes my tits..
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
Dude I swear I'm scooping human shit out of the litter boxes. What the fuck happened last night?
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
Why am I sleeping on top of the fridge?
You were playing hide and seek with the dog. she couldn't find you and you passed out.
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
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