You want looks pregnant, is pregnant, or the one with a kid.
While I'm in the bathroom taking a piss you think of a way to get us the hell out of here.
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
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Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
Omg. The nephews found my stripper pole. The scary part is theyre good at it.
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Kinda forgot to grab tampons. Mind if I run to my house to get one? I'd rather not turn my green skinny jeans Christmas colors
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
Dude my toilet did not deserve what I just did to it
I haven't lost it. I know I'm not a prophet. It was a joke.
After the edible you claimed you were talking to my cat. We're in our 30s now, what was once cute is now a liability.
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