You'll be the first to get a "it's herpes simplex 1" cigar.
does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
I figured out why I insisted on leaving my sweater on the ground outside. I smelled it and I'm 97% sure I peed on it last night
Pretty sure that I got the MVP of wedding reception... woke up on the bench in the hallway of a hotel and we did NOT start the night there.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
Hey will pizza rolls help if you accidentally get a diabetic chihuahua drunk?
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
let me just inform you that suppository-ing xanax is glorious
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
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I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
ACTUALLY FUNNIEST MOMENT OF THE NIGHT WAS WHEN YOU WERE TALKING TO HIM AND YOU SAID "WHEN YOU MEET ME IN REAL LIFE I WILL BE A LOT ANGRIER." And then he said "WHEN I MEET YOU IN REAL LIFE I WILL BE LESS DRUNK, HOPEFULLY."
Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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