wtf he couldnt undo my bra, i asked him if it was his first time and he said "with a girl? yeah"
I mean I'm basically single. Or maybe just an asshole. Either way.
Dude, I found another chunk missing out of my tooth. Fuck drinking on tuesdays.
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
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I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
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Hey, I took a sweater from your house. And, um, your little brother's virginity.
The security deposit's gone, let's trash this motherfucker
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
I straight up told your dad I've slept with a majority of your family
Intelligence report: the hot sister called you gross, the sweet sister says you're dumb, and the smart sister says all the other men she knows would have to die for her to hook up with you.
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