he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
The saltiness of my tears mix perfectly with the tequila.
He legit pounded my cooking wine, because he was to cheap to buy beer. He is so not getting any.
He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
I finally got the glitter off in time to get to the party and bang the bday boy in the bathroom while his girlfriend was lighting the bday cake candles.
Got cut off last night cuz this chick had her hands down my shorts and was blatantly playing with my dick while I was trying to order. apparently that's "frowned upon"
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
Just packed vodka and spare underwear into my purse- totally set for watching the hockey with him tonight
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
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