she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
Hey do you know who I showed my dick to at the bar last night?
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
You stopped making out with some rando guy to tell him you weren't sure about your sexuality then proceeded to follow me down the street to make out with me
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
i think you might have coined the term "slightly awkward pyromania"
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
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