Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
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If we ever start off with margaritas for breakfast and end up naked covered in olive oil...I could think of worse ways to spend a day.
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
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Would you judge me if I made John grow a bush while he is in Cancun so he doesn't cheat on me?
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
He deliberately gets me high because he knows I fuck better and then I make food for two. I don't know if I should feel mad or proud of him for thinking that far.
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