This girl is more easily done than said...
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
You put your red cup in a chain link fence and kept telling me you could use it as a telescope
I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
Two girls I have never met just thumb wrestled to decide who gets to make out with me.
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
There may or may not be an ass shaped dent in the hood of my car. All I know is windshield wipers aren't as sturdy as you think to hold onto.
You used your chihuahua as a pillow screaming "HE'S A PILLOW AND A PET" and proceeded to puke in the dog bed
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
How far are you from my house? Do I have time to masturbate before you get here?
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
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