if my spotter knew I was listening to the Wicked soundtrack on my iPod, I wouldn't even be mad if he dropped the barbell on my throat
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
His water bottle is sitting on my coffee table like a monolith dedicated to the things he is not doing to my vagina.
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
In the last 2 hours I managed to have romantic starlit sex on the beach as the tide came in with not only just a gorgeous man, but one who happens to be Eastern European and finishing Harvard law school.
Oh wow. I want to be you right now.
Just discovered I was so fucked up last night I called in sick to work... TWICE
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
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