i just had 3 doubles lined up on top of a urinal, texting with one hand and my dick in the other. I an fucking awesome.
he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
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I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
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she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
Saw two pregnant women at court today and I SWEAR one of them said "we had a threesome with this random guy and he got both of us pregnant."
i asked my neighbor to open a bottle of vodka once and then we slept together
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
Stop thinking about me and go on your date... at least I got the glitter off your face first.
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