dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
Michael Jackson and Farah Fawcett are dead
NOOOOOOOO not MJ! Someone tell the paramedic to grab him by the heart and just "Beat it"
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
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what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
i havent blinked in 235 seconds. now 247. now 258. 263. 267. 271. i also have been gifted with theability to both type and count and not blink. 293 so magical
What a dumb baby whore.
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
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I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
I love standing in line at rite aid for 10 minutes being forced to talk to my ex's mom about life while I'm holding nothing but yeast infection cream
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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