people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
I just feel like I should give it a rest. I'm too old to be drinking bottles of grey goose and falling into koi ponds.
She is the absolute last thing I would want to screw. Honestly. Fellating a porcupine. Higher on the list.
Just when I thought he had turned a new leaf, I see a "Let me get you pregnant" shirt in his closet
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
Then it hit me - his penis wasn't a shiny new toy anymore and I wanted a new one.
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