Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
After the baby comes, I'll make us White Russians with my breast milk. That will teach her about sharing.
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
I woke up in a bathtub full of green and blue Nickelodeon slime! wtf?!
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