How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
I think I'm destined to be the stoner version of one of those successful but emotionally unavailable characters Sandra Bullock always plays in movies
He asked me to fly out to Seattle to participate in a week of marathon sex so I'm at the airport now. I'll call you when I get back.
I'm eating a bagel on the toilet and watching porn. Trust me, I've got my priorities straight.
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
Randomize
