i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
Cop gave me a ticket for public drunkedness, and then I convinced him to drive me back to the party
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
These 23 People Walked In On Someone And Saw Some Crazy Sh*t
im so sorry the vomit froze your passenger door shut... you should have stopped.
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Confessions From 23 People Who Have Been Hiding Terrible Secrets
My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
I just gargled with NyQuil
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.