From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
It's underwear night and I am literally in the bar wearing nothing but underwear and flip flops.
The Firefighter Games are going to be in Tampa the same weekend I am. I think God is answering my vagina's prayers.
These 23 People Had The Most Insane Spring Breaks Ever
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
You could say the cab driver was less than excited when we called his personal cell phone at 4am for directions back to our hotel after having blacked out at the club
I bought a dress specifically for face plant durability... this is how serious I am about my drunk status this weekend
The drugstore has summer clearance. I bought you a little mermaid bucket. Now your hangovers will feel more like childhood adventures.
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
25 Women On How They Let Their Oblivious Partners Know They Want To Bone
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
Hey its me your friend who impressed the pharmacist by already knowing the generic version of plan b by name
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
No matter how long you've been away, there's nothing quite like pooping at your parents' house
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.