covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
I was thinking about baking his mom "sorry you found out i was sleeping with your son" cupcakes
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
I just almost said to a customer "P as in Pussy"
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
Last night I was this close to hooking up with someone called "Handjob Pat" dubbed for the time he paid $150 for a handjob in Canada.
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce