Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
I think mom knows I'm drunk I put a full blown balloon in the fridge.
You know you need to take better care of yourself when shaving reminds you of sheep shearing...
We lost power at midnight which freaked out my roomate and friends. The power came back on 30 minutes later. We are now at the bar having "the rapture came and we were left behind" shots
So I totally just used margarita salt for a body scrub.
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