remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
And whoever invented the condom should be put to death.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just convinced airport security that im sober. All i do is win.
I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
i drank out of a bidet.
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Lol, you asked the waitress to box up someone else's discarded food last night
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
I started crying during a meeting at work and now I'm sitting on my couch drinking boxed wine at 1:30 in the afternoon. Fuck you too estrogen.
I think this Canadian beach volleyball player might be my soulmate. We could check each other's shoulders for melanoma.
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