her vagine was all disorganized.
One night stand!! Now I'm pissing excellence
That burning is chlamydia
she passed on me to fuck the foreign guy. is there a manlier, slightly less gay way of saying "always the bridesmaid, never the bride"?
nope.
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
My flask crushed my baggie full of aderall in my backpack, why can't my demons just live together in peace
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
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