i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
Just suggested things for my dad to get my mom for Christmas in terms of "yeah you'll get laid."
I told my dad that bagels were the equilelent of angels kisses and if he bought me one i would do a split
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
think they'd let him outta jail for my wedding? we could have him back by like midnight....
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
Is it weird that I Facebook creep hot people from their credit card receipts?
Being single for so long makes me fucking creepy.
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
Randomize
