No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
Just ran into a client at a sex shop. The meeting tomorrow is going to be really awkward as we both try not to picture each other using vibrators or role play costumes.
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
I fucking hate tequila. Tequila makes me hate pants.
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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