He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
you were sitting on the floor cleaning up your own puke and telling my mom she should hire you as a maid.
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
gross. I think i'll just donate all my eggs. My children will be incredible, but they're not welcome in my womb
I need to get skinnier so that I know when pregnancy scares are real...
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
Apparently I tried my hand at mustard juggling. I wasn't very good.
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
Would it be inappropriate to send a friend request to the sheriff that fingerprinted me last night???
Just reached for my phone in my non existant pocket while it was in my hand.
This is the Front Desk Lady from the Saturolite Inn. Your friend is passed out in the lobby. Please come help her.
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
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