okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
great! i almost saw a gas station fight, and i believe i became the first person to successfully pee and puke in a bathtub simultaneously
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
I snapchatted him 4 pictures of me as Tarzan's dad so if he never talks to me again at least we'll know why
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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