I'm so bored and have no one to sexy text
Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
I just found a thank you note I apparently wrote to my bed last night for letting me borrow the comforter.
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
I have to talk to myself and be all "you are NOT horny tonight"
Idk if I woke up next to a cat or raccoon. either way it's purring.
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
when they cut me off i played the entire Justin Bieber playlist and left for another bar that didn't think i'd had enough to drink
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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