Buhtt sex?
I opened up her dishwasher and all I found was a spoon, a juice glass and all her sex toys.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
you screamed santa and jumped in front of 50 kids to tell him you wanted a bong for christmas.
You could say the cab driver was less than excited when we called his personal cell phone at 4am for directions back to our hotel after having blacked out at the club
I hate about 85% of people that I meet. I'm an awful person. In reality my only redeeming qualities are my face, my amazing scissoring skills and the fact that children love me.
True on all accounts.
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
I think a kid would responsible me up
Aren't you proud to know somebody who texts you "manifold facade" while dumping frozen colada mix into a blender of rum
Got drunk with him at an Irish pub ended up losing him for twenty minutes when I finally find him his piss drunk singing Irish folk music with a group of Irish guys and a midget
He meets the coolest people when he's drunk
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
Attention, i sprayed windex on me to disguise the scent of sex and regret off my clothes from last night
Im about to get an ultrasound of my balls. I hate waiting. Its the worst.
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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