So drunk i had to piss sitting down...
If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
I just woke up with a bunch of French fries in my hand and a chocolate shake balancing on my pillow. Lovely.
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You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
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I just realized that the thing that smelled like an electrical fire in my house was me.
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
They were playing some sort of fast food scavenger hunt game as an ice breaker. Some chick stamped a Starbucks logo on my hand and told me to go find the girl with the matching stamp and fill her with cream.
Dave had an Arby’s stamp and some sorority girl grabbed him and screamed “I’ve have the meat!”\n
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