do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
I don’t know what's weirder; the fact that I weigh more with an erection..or the fact that I actually weighed myself with an erection...
I woke up and found a stick of butter in my pocket. There's no butter in the house so I don't know who's it is. Using it to make cookies.
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
My bad man. I was at a strip club, and apparently it's like a big deal to take your phone out in one of those places.
Also, there's definitely not a non-hilarious way to ask to stick something up your butt.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
Why the fuck is there raw bacon in my bra. I don't even have a stove.
I definitely almost just pulled a condom out of my purse instead of money for my dad.
I’m appalled by how severely I lower my standards when I’m horny & impaired
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