My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
upper decked the toilet at the restaurant that wouldn't let me pee there yesterday
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
There is a mermaid on oprah and she looks nothin like ariel
yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster.
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
I lowered my expectations when he started off saying "ah missionary, my specialty"
I feel like I owe her child an apology or something after blowing my load on the tattoo she has of her.
There are far too many naked dudes in your apartment, and they aren't even watching porn. I mean seriously, they've got the Lion King on.
Wait... so you had sex and then your ear drum ruptured? I'm not sure if I want to ask if the two are related...
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
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