I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
I like how my motivation to lose weight is so I can wear a nude bikini and get covered in body paint for the tribal party. Priorities.
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
She took her panties off, then farted in my general direction. I guess we're at that stage in our relationship.
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
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