I swear she didn't look like that last week.
I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
So Jesus turned water into wine. So what? I once turned a whole student loan into natty light. Your move holy man.
Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
Apparently, I kept going on about how i'm going to name my first born Ramen. I think this is a good parenting move.
I've been trying to brush my teeth for 20 mins now... Mother of hangovers.
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
ok first of all what the fuck
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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