Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
I fell asleep at the bar. And the bouncer threw a snowball at my face.
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
After walking ten blocks barefoot in Boston I've concluded drunk me needs to make better decisions.
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
Randomize
