3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
Most tragic bathtub-fart of all time. I am going to be late.
And then I realized my chick friends consist only of sober you, drunk you and hungover you
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
Tell me I'm drunk and you have to come get me. It's usually true. They'll believe you.
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
Randomize
