Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
Every time she shows up on my newsfeed, I get the taste of tequila in my mouth.
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
If I shall die, I wish to bequeath to you my personal library, my sigma tau delta presidency and all it's apparel, and a puppy.
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