3:12 am: but i thought i was coming over tonight, don't fall asleep i wore new underwear
Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
So I went into my gym pretty wasted and asked the trainer guy if i could order a cock meat sandwich. Needless to say, I'm canceling my membership tomorrow.
I remember why I come home for the holidays. Sam Adams is the cheapest beer in the fridge
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
You told me that you were mad me because I wouldn't let you 'explore my castle'. Then you said I smelled like a hospital and passed out.
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
I did this clutch move yesterday at the bar where I grabbed a plastic cup for water and discreetly threw up in it while walking around and then tossed it. It was my best boot and rally ever
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
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