I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
I guess I really am the only person in this world who can successfully have a no-strings-attached threesome on the beach.
I'm drunk and you're awesome. let's stay this way forever.
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
And apparently i asked another younger guy at the bar if he wanted his bud light pumped straight into his vag. As i put back an irish car bomb...
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
You're going to be mad because I got baked, but not that mad because I'm bringing home kfc.
The true debate: do I prioritize going to bed and getting more than six hours of sleep or do I prioritize washing out various grease, leaf bits, and jizz out of my hair
I literally am filling up a victoria's secret bag with stuff that would give my parents a heart attack to hide in my roommates' room. This is being an adult when parents visit
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