How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
there's no such thing as luck on your birthday, only drunken invincibility, make it happen
He was the drug dealer that jumped out of his car to get my number
you force-fed me gummy vitamins while screaming "I JUST WANT YOU TO BE HEALTHY" i have never been so terrified in my life.
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
After getting kicked out of the bar, you proceeded to McDonald's, ordered 30 nuggets, slammed them all back in 5 minutes and then stole 3 traffic cones...how you only got charged with drunk in public is beyond me.
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
I like to oil my gears with cheap vodka and strangers
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
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