Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
After she threw up on my floor she started singing "this is why I'm hot."
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
the man who designed bathrooms to have toilets within easy puking distance from the shower is my hero
trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
Don't upload the drink o meter to your google calendar. Somehow binge drinking looks even worse with a time stamp.
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
im just laying in bed, eating, getting fat, enjoying eating and getting fat, thinking about how i will probably have to get a fat boyfriend.
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
Dick very happy bro
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
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