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And God said, "Let there be Twilight," and it was so.
I should injure you considerably.
She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
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You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
I told this guy in the dining hall that he's a hippie god and he's never made eating yogurt so sexy
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I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
Things that don't wash off in the shower: black eyes and hickies.
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
Swiping left on your brother's Tinder account is possibly the worst way to learn he broke up with his girlfriend.
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