rhymes with "ouble enetration"
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
I love drunk self when he leaves a prepacked bong for the morning... in the bathroom.
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
I guess he was telling a totally normal story about being a lifeguard and I wouldn't stop screaming "THAT'S LUDICROUS" at random intervals.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
I'm going to start referring to my liver is Livy. I feel like if I give it an affectionate nickname it will hate me less. Livy isn't ready for syllabus week.
I think we all know your liver needs a man's name.
I got tossed from adult league soccer for telling a 55 year old I'd break his hip. I'm a productive member of society
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
I have a burn on my hand, I'm covered in bruises, I think my toe is broken, and I have no clothes to wear home.
it's like i'm your dad, but instead of reminding you to bring your lunch to school i remind you to take a good long hit from your bong.
i just woke up from a 4 hour nap, still drunk, to make mac n cheese.
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