Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
Is it rude to say "I hate you because you live inside Hillary Clinton's asshole"?
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
When I type "sleep" my phone suggests "with Trevor". My phones an asshole.
Remember when you gave their 80 year old doorman a line of molly at 5am?
Listen, yo... we need to have a serious conversation about this Dollar Store toilet paper. Because if I’m going to finger someone’s ass, it’s not going to be my own.
Randomize
