There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
This is my last and worst hangover of the decade...I almost cherrish it
the only bad part about drinking alone is that in the morning there's nobody who can tell you what you did
Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.
somehow a sneeze triggered me puking over everyone in the car
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
That number that I thought was that dude's number...was actually my district manager's number. Fuckkkk.
Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
I'm discussing Magic Mike with my mom and totally get why she thinks I'm gay.
What could go wrong? i could have a mental breakdown with a bottle of champagne hand cuffed to a frat bro
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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