yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster.
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
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