I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
Ok a condom literally fell out of my underwear this morning, i have never been so confused.
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
I havnt even moved into my new place yet and there's already a county sheriffs card taped to the door with my name on it asking me to call him
Bad news is I found gravy in my nightstand again.
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
I have six drafts of messages to you that just say "blood" and I have no idea where they came from.
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
I was a bouncer for about 90 seconds until the real bouncers figured out that I was doing their job
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
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