Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
The more time I spend surrounded by Mormons, the more I miss alcohol.
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
I drunkenly said, "That's my future father-in-law!" And everyone made an uncomfortable / disgusted face... including the aforementioined future father-in-law. Maybe I should start dating other people.
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
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