god help us all. i just saw an infant wearing a onesie that said "i don't know who my daddy is"
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
Was having a panic attack, but I'm out of xanax. Substituting with vodka shots and breathing exercises. My therapist will be proud, yes?
I threw up in the darkest corner of the bar last night, then watched 2 girls freak out in disgust after walking through it. I then realised I puked on the dancefloor, took a picture and proceeded to send it to my mom.
i am no longer ashamed when i walk into the dining hall for sunday brunch and i'm greeted with applause for suriving my weekend
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
Maybe I’ll just go to the party as myself
What, a homewrecker?
Touché
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