It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
We are like the golden girls with less cheesecake and more drugs.
The bartender was shocked when I took the mop bucket from him and told him I'd take care of my friends puke.
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pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
I got unbelievably drunk yesterday, need some time off. Apparently pulling your balls out to make your buddy's girlfriend miss beerpong shots is frowned upon.
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It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
I realized it was late, and he was my brother in humanity and another incarnation of my own life force and consciousness, so I regained control of myself, thanked him for helping me, and went home.
We have such a parasitic relationship. But the kind where the parasite benefits from the relationship. Like the pilot fish and a shark. The fish gets the leftover food scraps from the shark and the shark gets a free bath from it.
that's so insightful.
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