things it involved: vodka, boy parts, possible photos of me on a cell phone. things it did NOT involve last night: my bra, his pants, and sobriety.
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
one of my coworkers is shitshow drunk, getting naked. she's about to ride the bull.
i was just going to ask if it would be cool for me to come and have a beer...
it's total chaos here. i may ride the bull... i'll be visible.
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just saw a midget ride a motorized cooler into the liquor store. i'm gonna follow him home.
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
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I had a dream that I had to take a breathalyzer but then it turned out to be a bong....why can't that be real life?
Yeah to go race car driving with a 54 yr old gastroenterologist. I really wish you'd come to have that drink with me Wednesday
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
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