No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
I really shouldn't have to apologize. It was your own damn fault for opening a tab at the bar and telling me about it.
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
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I've been told that their best stripper is on maternity leave. NEVER AGAIN.
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
Try explaining "the nature of your relationship" to a cop when your fuck buddy vandalized your car. Priceless.
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
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Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
I'm drinking vodka out of a water bottle at work. Am I really the best person to come to for life advice?
And two different second-graders said my make up was pretty. It's left over from last night bc I woke up 5 min before I was supposed to leave.
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
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