In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
I feel like if im whacking off more now that i have a gf than i did when i was single, somethings wrong.
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
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I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
I need ur penis! This is not drunk texting, either! This is I need ur penis texting. There IS a difference!
You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
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Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
He made the Waffle House lady get me out of the car. This isn't a joke.
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
Life update: This fucking MacBook repair guy called me over last night for a booty call and he didn’t have a condom OR a bed
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