WTF I just almost got ran over by a fucking cop!!!!!!
LOL you shoulda thrown yourself in front for money. Fucking cops!
But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
When i asked him what happened all he said was, the toucan... the toucan... over and over again.
Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
Circumcision scars are like fingerprints. I think I'm on to something man.
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
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