matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
I want to make a zoo with you.
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
i just sent my parents are gone come over I have condoms to my mom because Derek changed my numbers while I was passed out
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
You showed up to your dad's bday dinner late, dirty, and hungover then proceeded to yell at the bartender for trying to take advantage of you by putting extra bourbon in your drink... Highly doubt you win best daughter award.
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
he BROKE his KNEE while we were getting it on, called 911 and the ambulance that showed up contained two paramedics, ONE WAS HIS FUCKING SISTER!!! HOW IS THIS MY LIFE?!?!?!
Poor life choices...?
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
The next morning I found her spread eagle asleep on the living room floor and he was asleep with his head in her crotch. I needed a ride and had to wake them up.
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