I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
God gave me these boobs for a reason other than for people to throw things down them.
i'm reaslly not drunk enough to wtch the fat lesbian on my floor brng another fat lesbian dressed up as a bloody nurse into her room at 2am
On second thought, trying to signify she was a butter face by wiping my bagel on her cheek may not have been in my best of interests
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
Seriously. My vagina. Can we talk about it? It's gonna jump off this treadmill and devour my trainer.
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
currently googling "apology gifts for when you poop on their floor"
If its not for food we ain't going out.
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
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