pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
im sitting at a bagel shop wearing a princess crown hungover and have a sweater that is not mine.
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
I was so drunk i thought Kathy Griffin was funny
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
You will not judge me for my made-up holiday of wine appreciation day
Instead of a fine and a few hours in jail he chose to get tasered, break his neck and shit his pants
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
I think I left my thong in your bed. Careful. It has the power to destroy the agitator on a washing machine
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
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