super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
In order of importance: Where am I? Where's my car? Where are my clothes? Who is this chick in the room?
Anne's couch, the bar, your car, Anne.
I totally just potholed and almost crashed while trying to lick salsa off my boob.
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
Let's get matching tattoos, something that resembles our friendship
A tequila worm?
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
He was walking around and kept offering the neighbors flamingo lawn ornaments shots of vodka.
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