Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
I want to touch your soul through your body...with my penis...
Mike i'm at church right now...
I cant believe that bitch gave me herpes. she said those bumps were just a part of the natural landscape
wait, did she really refer to her vagina as a landscape?
why are you more concerned about her word choice than the fact that I HAVE FUCKING HERPES
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
She just spat tequila at me... Like a fountain... A broken fountain
My vday gift was a joint bouquet, Finding Nemo on bluray, and a good shower fuck.
Um, WHAT A FUCKING KEEPER!
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
You know I ate twenty hot dogs in an hour once.
I am honestly so surprised you are a lesbian.
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
the orange of my hangover Tang is hurting my eyes... my coworkers knew it was hangover Tang too.
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